Tree Fall Fail By FML Approved - 13/10/2017 03:00 If a tree falls in a parking lot and nobody flinches, did it really fall at all? I agree, your life sucks 465 You deserved it 104 Share Tweet Share
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 266 You deserved it 164
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML I agree, your life sucks 24 315 You deserved it 93 975
Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 205 You deserved it 647
Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 852 You deserved it 3 859
Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 065 You deserved it 2 573
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 628 You deserved it 4 407
if your mom gets bang and she moans loud, does.it really count?