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By AwwwCrap - 17/12/2018 02:45

Today, whilst walking at dusk with my newlywed wife, she asked me to her find something to throw out on the frozen pond. I found what I thought was a pine cone in the dark, and picked it up with my bare hand. It was a piece of dog shit. It was still soft. FML
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Amanda Jaworski 23

I hope you still handed it to her, she didn’t specify...

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Bogrbon 27

My wife has already pretty much guaranteed she’s going to take our future kids there and tell them the story. She now refers to it as “that park where you grabbed a dog turd.” Still, it’s a funny memory.

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westoz 24

Sounds like a romantic moment you’ll never live down!

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Bogrbon 27

My wife has already pretty much guaranteed she’s going to take our future kids there and tell them the story. She now refers to it as “that park where you grabbed a dog turd.” Still, it’s a funny memory.

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