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By Try again next year - 08/09/2016 18:41 - United States - Duluth

Today, while waiting for the bus, which is my only way to school, the bus driver who I see every day stared at me as he drove past my stop causing me to miss an important test. My professor doesn't believe me and told me I'm on his "shit list" now for trying to pull a fast one on him. FML

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thatweirdasian 22

Friday 9 September 2016 18:15

From now on, use your phone to record each time the bus comes up to you, regardless whether it stops or not. The next time the bus driver drives off, you'll have proof! Hope that driver gets fired!

Bashhq 5

Sunday 18 September 2016 2:03

Report the bus driver

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thatguy206 27

Friday 9 September 2016 15:56

looks like you were shit out of luck.

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 9 September 2016 18:15

From now on, use your phone to record each time the bus comes up to you, regardless whether it stops or not. The next time the bus driver drives off, you'll have proof! Hope that driver gets fired!

colo16_fml 10

Saturday 10 September 2016 9:24

Report this!

nirosodapop 7

Saturday 10 September 2016 10:04

The hell kind of professor you have?!

Bashhq 5

Sunday 18 September 2016 2:03

Report the bus driver

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