Miscellaneous: Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and... - FML

By james52 - 18/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Mckinney

Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. FML

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james52 17

Friday 19 July 2013 17:46

Hey, I talked to him about it and he denied it and then said sorry. We've been together for four years (high school sweethearts). we've been fighting for a long while and we both think its time for a change. I still love him very much but think its time for someone to appreciate me.

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 18 July 2013 12:13

Your boyfriend just doesn't make the ctrl+x

subwaysurfers 13

Thursday 18 July 2013 12:11

That just takes laziness to a whole new level.

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Ledoggie 7

Monday 22 July 2013 11:29

Yeah I know a guy who does that... Dumbass frankly

awkwierd 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:57

What's wrong with that

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