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By biochem19 - 15/07/2016 05:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, while taking a picture of my new cat she gave me a kiss. Excited that she seemed to be warming up to me, I went to scratch her chin. I now have a bloody gash. FML
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Poke0n0go 6

It's because cats retain some ancient instincts of a lion, in reality it means the want to kill you, but alas they are too small :p the more you know

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Tyrax 16

Not every cat likes the same thing. It'll take time to see where she actually likes being scratched and petted.

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Poke0n0go 6

It's because cats retain some ancient instincts of a lion, in reality it means the want to kill you, but alas they are too small :p the more you know

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sohigh10 34

The kiss of death

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thrifting 18

Cats only love you on their terms. Go easy until she's more comfortable in the new environment!

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Tyrax 16

Not every cat likes the same thing. It'll take time to see where she actually likes being scratched and petted.

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