Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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thatguy007 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:02

sounds like a cheesy moment where two people meet and fall in love..

youaresofucked 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

you were INDESICIVE about helping her. You're a ******* asshole.

amy_shmamy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:07

and then the next guy... and then the next guy...

fyourlifehaha 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

#5 I like how you threw "yet" in there, haha this fml is hilarious to imagine

Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

I would've paid to see this

skittle68 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:14

LOL fail

nicolee_24 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:16

You defff. made her feel better:)

YallNoobs 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:36

was she cute? if she was then this isn't an FML

SumGayGai 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:40

Was her last name Tyson?

ohhsnapp 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:45

hahahahhahahh. woww that just made my day. lmao. i woulda loved to have seen thatttt, next time u go to the gym, bring a video recorder then post it on youtubee. hahahhahah. wowww.

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