Intimacy: Today, while in the middle of a break up after 3 and a half years...

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2016 05:10 - United States - Gwinn

Today, while in the middle of a break up after 3 and a half years of dating, my soon to be ex boyfriend tried to ask for sex. FML

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trucker2 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:56

Tell him after 3 1/2 years .... It dried the **** up..

surewhynotme 4

Thursday 2 June 2016 0:13

That's a classic move. Don't fall for it

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trucker2 33

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:56

Tell him after 3 1/2 years .... It dried the **** up..

surewhynotme 4

Thursday 2 June 2016 0:13

That's a classic move. Don't fall for it

JohnForge 13

Thursday 2 June 2016 4:15

Do we even know who was doing the dumping and who was the dumpee?

InfiniteSunshine 32

Thursday 2 June 2016 5:11

Does it matter? No matter what position the (ex)boyfriend was in, dumper, or dumpee, asking for sex is still ridiculous and pathetic.

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