Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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By oww - 14/05/2020 08:02

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xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

If he said it it must be true.

Three4Ten 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

Well at least he's not a rapist!

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StzaCrack666 18

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:52

he might just be admiring you while walk by his street corner.

lauralavenderbab 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:02

Definitely a rapist then

MakeTodayADTR 20

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:08

Didn't you know, you're on the new season of "The low budget bachelorette" (Find out who gets the final shopping cart in next weeks episode) :P

darkkisses 6

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:12

I hope you have told your parents, or even get a friend close by to walk with you. Be careful!! Xoxo Kathryn

KaSeY148 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:14

RUN!

KayleeT 9

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:19

A better love story than twilight.

Emberlynnn 9

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:25

ImDominicanSMD 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:29

So romantic

KoalaHippie_fml 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:29

Oh, well that's reassuring. At least he only stalks you.

naduskalove 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:37

Damn that is freaking creepy !

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