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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 21:26 - United States - Bastrop

Today, while having extremely rough sex with my girlfriend, I felt large drops of liquid on my chest. Turning the light on, I see blood covering her face and my body. She ran towards the bathroom, making my room look like a murder scene. Nose bleeds really can kill the mood. FML
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Wirvin31 6

Sounds like it was overall a.... Rough night..

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ShaniaP 5

This has happened to me! Me being the girlfriend with the nosebleed. I thought I had a runny nose and just ignored it haha, until we turned a light on. Wasn't as bad as yours sounds though

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Wirvin31 6

Sounds like it was overall a.... Rough night..

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ShaniaP 5

This has happened to me! Me being the girlfriend with the nosebleed. I thought I had a runny nose and just ignored it haha, until we turned a light on. Wasn't as bad as yours sounds though

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lucs_joy 2

you must not really be into rough if blood freaks ya out, stop pretendin to be so "edgy"

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r83839 22

Ummm not sure what kind of sex you're having, but gushing blood is definitely not normal or healthy.

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DESTROSCLY 8

I feel ya, I had a nose bleed while going down on a girl once :/

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