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By AheadOfMyself - 30/06/2018 13:34

Today, while driving, I realised I hadn’t had an accident after six months with a license, statistically the most likely time to have a crash. Having been eating some salty potato cakes, I reached into the back seat for my water bottle and ran off the road, spun three times and rammed a hill. FML
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JasonThorn 20

You know, when I read that stuff, it incites me to be MORE careful, not LESS.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Satan will have to wait a little longer for your stupid ass.

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Ali Alexandrea 16

the only way i can see this happening is if you full on turned around to look in your back seat to find the bottle, or else you would have seen where you were going. just so, so unbelievably stupid.

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JasonThorn 20

You know, when I read that stuff, it incites me to be MORE careful, not LESS.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Satan will have to wait a little longer for your stupid ass.

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