Today, trying to find ways to be more sexy, for the first time... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 03:55

Today, trying to find ways to be more sexy, for the first time I tried watching porn while getting ready. My husband caught me and out of shock I closed my phone. He’s angry and not listening to me when I say it was my first time and wanted to show him. He wants a divorce. Ten years, goodbye. FML

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SPCZippo 6

Friday 19 January 2018 4:36

Wow. That's pretty drastic.

UselessWeeaboo1 21

Saturday 20 January 2018 2:24

Wow, that’s a little harsh. Maybe you can try and reason with him?

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SPCZippo 6

Friday 19 January 2018 4:36

Wow. That's pretty drastic.

UselessWeeaboo1 21

Saturday 20 January 2018 2:24

Wow, that’s a little harsh. Maybe you can try and reason with him?

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