Today, I found out that my penis isn't really small, and is in...

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By Better now - 16/01/2018 05:21 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my penis isn't really small, and is in fact quite large. I thought it was small because my brother's is even bigger and I never saw anyone else's. I put up with years of unjustified teasing for nothing. FML

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:50

Wow. What a dick thing to do.

Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 8 February 2018 3:57

this...this is a non problem

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:50

Wow. What a dick thing to do.

Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 8 February 2018 3:57

this...this is a non problem

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