Love: Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't...

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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LemonMan 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:34

.....And then you ****** her in the ear? o.0

bluelahve 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 9:24

she just so happened to lay down on your lap? or did she just sort of fall there after she was asleep?

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:11

Should've got her number; maybe next time.

thinkpink1 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:49

gotta be flirty and bubbly and fun and bold even if it seems awkuard bcuz girls like it and they will definetly like u!

ken8lk 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:39

son, the closest I've ever been to a woman was 2 feet apart. consider yourself lucky. haha

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:25

Which way was her head facing? *wink wink nudge nudge*

xlildizzle1516x 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 14:59

lol and thumbs up for the pic, WOOT WOOT

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:14

bet u got a boner :) lol

steelerforreel 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:39

haha I thought you were going to say I got a boner lol

isthisanfml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:41

6 = win!!!

eatitbastard 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:53

I assume you went home and pulled it in the bathroom? yes?

JYxforever 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:54

HAHAHA SADNESS!! XD

fortunesfool4 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:42

profound...sadness....... /Guy

liveITupTiger 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 2:53

she fell asleep....on your lap? shoulder I can imagine but lap? how does that happen?

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