By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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maggiefox 25

WHO THE HELL DOES THAT O.o

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Witchylady 17

Someone needs to kick that old lady of the train.

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Al3xv3l92 24

Old lady +1 You 0. But seriously she wanted to choke you to death or something what did she expect. other then her wayof fun.

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Kevlar_burrito 6

Enjoy the money you get from that lawsuit...

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TrinityNevada 11

No one deserves that, but shouldn't people learn something about not sleeping in public places? You're pretty much a sitting duck for getting felt up or getting your bag stolen. Just saying.

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lordrauhl 7

did no one else on the train bother to say anything

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fawfulster 11

Anyone else thinking of the old lady in Daredevil that chokes to death?

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