Today, my wife laughed so hard while I was reading this page... - FML

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By Kamain - 26/11/2018 01:15

Today, my wife laughed so hard while I was reading this page that she laughed herself into a asthma attack while extensively farting....FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 0:16

Take it from someone who almost died from an asthma attack... this is not your FML. I hope your wife is okay. And pace these posts out in the future. I know RichardPencil is funny, but damn.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 0:16

Take it from someone who almost died from an asthma attack... this is not your FML. I hope your wife is okay. And pace these posts out in the future. I know RichardPencil is funny, but damn.

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