This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By AllahuAkbard - 12/06/2016 10:57 - United States - Woodland

Today, My wife and I are getting it on after 5 months of no sex. Just as she was about to orgasm a bird flew in to the window to cause my wife to head but me and break my nose. fml.
I agree, your life sucks 505
You deserved it 75

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You'd think if you were old enough to get married, you'd know some basic grammar rules.