Intimacy: Today, My wife and I are getting it on after 5 months of no sex....

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By AllahuAkbard - 12/06/2016 10:57 - United States - Woodland

Today, My wife and I are getting it on after 5 months of no sex. Just as she was about to orgasm a bird flew in to the window to cause my wife to head but me and break my nose. fml.

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linkojoggin 3

Monday 13 June 2016 6:59

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mh_2323 13

Monday 13 June 2016 4:54

You'd think if you were old enough to get married, you'd know some basic grammar rules.

linkojoggin 3

Monday 13 June 2016 6:59

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