Today, my wallet was stolen. In the past week and a half, my... - FML

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By KelseNM - 08/08/2018 11:10

Today, my wallet was stolen. In the past week and a half, my car was stolen and I was arrested for communications harassment because I kept calling my ex to find out why he stole my car. Two weeks before that I had to drop out of college because I was informed that I’m going blind at 23. FML

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Friday 10 August 2018 18:07

I'm so sorry OP. that truly sucks and is horrible to have to deal with! I hope you have someone to talk to and support you. there are always helplines too. take care

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interesting33 36

Friday 10 August 2018 18:07

I'm so sorry OP. that truly sucks and is horrible to have to deal with! I hope you have someone to talk to and support you. there are always helplines too. take care

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