By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 03:16 - United States

Today, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." FML
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OP here. I don't work in programming. I teach weapons safety courses and coach people while shooting on the range. The only thing that came to mind when my supervisor said this was the center ring on the targets. Maybe I am wrong, but I took this as I should be shot at.

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Melodija 19

Well if you're in tech, 0 indicates the first item of a list, or the validity of something. Take it as a compliment

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eragon_1490 7

He's a programmer of course Number (0 == valid)

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IAmClay 24

Maybe because you are above number 1?

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Gwenevier 29

Zero is where everything starts. In an epidemic, “patient zero” is the first person to become infected and spread to others, the epicenter, if you will. Maybe you’re the epicenter of safe practices? Or maybe I’m sleep deprived.

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