Intimacy: Today, my sister told me that I was supposed to be a stain on...

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By Valhalla01 - 21/06/2016 16:48 - United Kingdom - Andover

Today, my sister told me that I was supposed to be a stain on my mom and dad's sheets. FML

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19foxy81 8

Wednesday 22 June 2016 8:48

I would have told her she's the part mom should have swallowed

IDontKnowaName73 17

Wednesday 22 June 2016 4:47

Really not that bad if you ask me, just sibling shit, unless it was unprovoked

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IDontKnowaName73 17

Wednesday 22 June 2016 4:47

Really not that bad if you ask me, just sibling shit, unless it was unprovoked

MrDrDaBoss 6

Wednesday 22 June 2016 5:41

Well if that were my sister id toss her across the room like a rag doll

19foxy81 8

Wednesday 22 June 2016 8:48

I would have told her she's the part mom should have swallowed

sillymama 21

Wednesday 22 June 2016 10:13

That's funny. Sorry if hurt your feelings though.

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