Miscellaneous: Today, my sister and I discovered someone from our Halloween...

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By ShittyHalloween - 03/11/2016 00:11 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my sister and I discovered someone from our Halloween party defecated onto our sheets, then stuffed it into my sister's closet. The house still reeks. FML

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Siriusproblem 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 18:51

I'm sorry OP. It's annoying when people are disrespectful at a party, but it's something to be expected.

cuz803 44

Thursday 3 November 2016 21:52

I voted 'Yes' while moderating it to see it in the almost FML section? Why this one was perfect

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Siriusproblem 10

Thursday 3 November 2016 18:51

I'm sorry OP. It's annoying when people are disrespectful at a party, but it's something to be expected.

cuz803 44

Thursday 3 November 2016 21:52

I voted 'Yes' while moderating it to see it in the almost FML section? Why this one was perfect

oxomocchioxo 9

Friday 4 November 2016 5:52

If this isn't an ultimate FML I don't know what is..

stayydomii 21

Friday 4 November 2016 7:53

You clearly have shitty guests.

PhantomKitty 26

Friday 4 November 2016 17:19

OP, I see what you did there. Good one.

R_Horsefeet 23

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:40

indeed! this one should be in the FML's!!!!

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