Miscellaneous Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend....

brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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Roommates from hell

ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets, and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints about how wrong I did everything. FML

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its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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Serial 2

Monday 6 April 2009 0:59

i've been there..never understood how the house can be "too clean"

liz16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

if they already think you did you might as well have had one

Serial 2

Monday 6 April 2009 0:59

i've been there..never understood how the house can be "too clean"

jake_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

first! damn lag made me second

Hannah_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

well then your parents don't trust you, i guess.

mich23 10

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

story of my life, but anyway you should have just told em you wanted brownie point XD

liz16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

if they already think you did you might as well have had one

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:02

Have you done something like that before? Maybe that's why they doubt you and why you needed the brownie points in the first place.

foolsangel 4

Monday 6 April 2009 1:03

I hate it when things like that happen. Did you get punished for the party you didn't have?

zbots 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:06

no good deed goes unpunished, eh?

a7xforlife 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:06

damn taht sucks

Jordn_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:13

I think you should throw a party the next time they are out. That way, at least when they get mad at you for throwing a party, at least you would have enjoyed one. =)