Today, my parents broke the news that I won't be going to my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2017 20:33

Today, my parents broke the news that I won't be going to my aunts wedding because I'm "too fat." I'm a recovering anorexic and barely weigh 100lbs. They're both morbidly obese. FML.

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Fanawak 8

Friday 1 September 2017 11:14

Assholes is an understatement!

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 29 August 2017 7:10

I suggest getting out of that "family" environment ASAP. Couch surf with friends, stay with other family that aren't assholes, hell, if they cause you to feel like you are about to relapse, go to the ER or an Emotional Crisis Stabilization Unit so that them doing stuff like that is documented. When you can move out, I suggest doing so and and door slamming your parents.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 29 August 2017 7:10

I suggest getting out of that "family" environment ASAP. Couch surf with friends, stay with other family that aren't assholes, hell, if they cause you to feel like you are about to relapse, go to the ER or an Emotional Crisis Stabilization Unit so that them doing stuff like that is documented. When you can move out, I suggest doing so and and door slamming your parents.

Fanawak 8

Friday 1 September 2017 11:14

Assholes is an understatement!

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