Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

Not gonna lie that actually sounds like it would be pretty fun.

Duckasaurus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE? THAT PLACE IS ******* AWESOME!

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ncvolley123 8

Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:56

I'm 12, and even I know only 6 year olds have their birthday there.

missmontreal97 4

Friday 6 August 2010 20:28

LMAO. have fun. sucks though :(

SpockChick13 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:43

I had my 18th birthday at Chuck E. Cheese, and we had a blast. You're a whiner.

Jaymayjones 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:17

That would be effn awesome! Lighten up and enjoy it! At least ur parents care enough to do something for you! Jeez fyl for being selfish

yoaskedforit 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:39

WTF is wrong with fml and it's stupid anti flood shit I was going to say fail in caps lock but noo it had to be anti floodedFml

carlokes 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:17

stop being ungrateful

califormula 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:53

...and that's how you raise a pedophile.

rizzosierra 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:10

shut up!! I'd go there for my birthday! :D

MaTT5396 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:44

Wats wrong with Chuck.e chesse??

xGTFx 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 9:25

awesuuum!

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