By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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jku 14

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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Epsilonyx 15

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Is sushi nickname for his junk?

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sjhill 32

Oh my gosh! So exciting! Pictures of sushi always beats sleep!

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chels1994 11

Was it quality sushi?

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babylove5789 0

Damn I hate brothers ^_^

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Payshunchika 0

At least he wasn't trying to do something else .....

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Why do I picture Binkley waking up his sleeping father at 4:00am to tell him some vital bit of celebrity gossip?

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blueeyedwolf 10

Sushi is almost as good as ****! Kind of... but still awesome.

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leilaostara 1

So now you're not just tired but hungry too!

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