Today, my mother was watching the Hallmark channel on the computer... - FML

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By Grace - 30/10/2018 19:39

Today, my mother was watching the Hallmark channel on the computer she shares with my step father. She closed the window to find a Porn Hub video playing in the background. No, Mom, Hallmark does not have porn ads. FML

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