Kids: Today, my mother informed me that "our relationship is toxic"...

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By SpyKid - 02/07/2016 21:39 - United States - Benton

Today, my mother informed me that "our relationship is toxic" because I apparently sneak into her room and spy on her for a group of people who "control her life". She's disabled and I'm her caregiver. I'm also 8 months pregnant. FML

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nattnatt73 31

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:34

Sounds like your mother needs her meds adjusted.

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nattnatt73 31

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:34

Sounds like your mother needs her meds adjusted.

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