Holidays: Today, my mother has threatened that we won't have Christmas...

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By Momo - 19/12/2016 05:44

Today, my mother has threatened that we won't have Christmas or that it's ruined multiple times now, when someone pisses her off. It's winter break and I've been home for three days, 14 more to go. FML

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PineapplePizza 15

Friday 23 December 2016 6:00

In this exact position right now... I miss school.

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PineapplePizza 15

Friday 23 December 2016 6:00

In this exact position right now... I miss school.

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