Miscellaneous: Today, my mom came home angry at me for not texting her back... - FML

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By angrydairy - 11/06/2016 23:04

Today, my mom came home angry at me for not texting her back when she needed help. She threatened that if I don't "get my head out of my butt" she was going to ground me. I was asleep when she texted me, and she was asking if we needed shredded cheese for tacos tonight. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2016 16:36

She could've called instead lol, unless your phone was on silent/vibrate.

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thatweirdasian 22

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:36

She could've called instead lol, unless your phone was on silent/vibrate.

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