Kids: Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing...

By ptarr12345 - 14/05/2015 04:26 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.

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You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 15 May 2015 4:15

Maybe be more specific?

FlutterLoud 29

Friday 15 May 2015 4:29

Lol that's great Cmon don't feel bad :)

Mpineda57 11

Friday 15 May 2015 4:57

Lol Savage

thejzabs 25

Friday 15 May 2015 5:34

Buy that kid an ice cream! I know I wouldn't have been clever enough to think to spray you right away! I'd be lying in bed hours later, realize the opportunity I missed and get upset with myself haha