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By fleur_de_fevrier - 19/07/2016 09:39 - Europe

Today, my husband took the dog for a walk in the field behind our house and lost his phone. I scolded him as I told him not to take any valuables. As he had to go to work, I went looking for it. Not only didn't I find it but I lost mine too. Later, he found his. Mine is still missing. FML

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Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:09

Where the hell do you walk your dog? The Bermuda Triangle?

lazylahma 10

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:26

Now you see how mistakes happen shouldn't scold people over every little thing hopefully you find your phone as well

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lazylahma 10

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:26

Now you see how mistakes happen shouldn't scold people over every little thing hopefully you find your phone as well

Vengefulbliss 3

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:47

Karma, it always knows when to strike back!

Mr_Mole 24

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:09

Where the hell do you walk your dog? The Bermuda Triangle?

real_lyyy 6

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:47

Where are you that it's so easy to lose 2 phones??

ZZZ_Guy 7

Wednesday 20 July 2016 9:42

I have never read such a stupid FML before today. But you top my list of stupid people now.

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