Love: Today, my husband and I made passionate love in the living room....

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By Found Jesus...Thanks. - 20/12/2016 16:30 - United States - Muskego

Today, my husband and I made passionate love in the living room. Not a minute after finishing, Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door. My husband answered. FML

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WellScrew 6

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:15

After shouting Oh My God like that, it it any wonder they wanted to meet God and his messengers?

awesomeamandas 37

Wednesday 21 December 2016 3:25

this is an fml for you, how? if anything you just saved yourself from ever having jehovah witnesses visiting you again, so it's a win for you.

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awesomeamandas 37

Wednesday 21 December 2016 3:25

this is an fml for you, how? if anything you just saved yourself from ever having jehovah witnesses visiting you again, so it's a win for you.

nortwdschick 25

Wednesday 21 December 2016 3:44

Well, I was naked under a blanket...so, just a tad awkward... ?

nortwdschick 25

Wednesday 21 December 2016 3:48

*tad awkward... (No 'question' about it).

WellScrew 6

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:15

After shouting Oh My God like that, it it any wonder they wanted to meet God and his messengers?

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