Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

Still counts.

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Comments

Donzi_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:05

I can't believe you got brown bagged!

P_to_the_AM 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:09

YDI for actually wearing the bag!

aaronruark 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:10

I have absolutely nothing to.say

ImProDuh 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:12

Ever farted?

littlemissFYL 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:16

*my bad scary movie 2

briarisafaggot 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:20

she put a bag on my head. still counts I just had seeexxx!

loah 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:24

wrong! it's cause your ugly. that's why the bag was on the head. dummy.

PutItIn 8

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:24

STILL COUNTS!! haha

saint556 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:29

well my friend you are defiantly ugly as all mess, and it seems like you are gullible as can be as well. sorry

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:35

did you leave out the part where she glued a photo of someone else's face on the bag?

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