Today, my girlfriend left me after she found out I filmed myself... - FML

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By Dumbass - 13/01/2017 10:22

Today, my girlfriend left me after she found out I filmed myself with my ex. FML

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CBL88 25

Thursday 19 January 2017 8:51

Depends: did she dump you for filming it in the past, or because the video is still in your possession? Because if you still have it, then I would totally get it.

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CBL88 25

Thursday 19 January 2017 8:51

Depends: did she dump you for filming it in the past, or because the video is still in your possession? Because if you still have it, then I would totally get it.

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