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By Anonymous - 12/07/2016 13:40 - Canada - London

Today, my fiance was trying to fix a lawnmower. he managed to blow it up and he threw the flaming wrench at me. My foot hurts. FML.

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zack1876 7

Thursday 14 July 2016 3:15

I'm curious how he managed to blow up a lawn mower and how the wrench was burning.

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zack1876 7

Thursday 14 July 2016 3:15

I'm curious how he managed to blow up a lawn mower and how the wrench was burning.

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