By Em - 30/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML
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Top comments

kfrizzle2 4

Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

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jrock94 0

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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Comments

casscontagious 0

ahaha. #48 has a good point :P when im surprised i just shriek for too long.

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Sakeyaki 0

...Wow. On a side note--this just made me think of Andy Samberg.

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kfrizzle2 4

Lol from the SNL video? Me too!! That was sooo funny. Bon Jovi punch! Full Recovery! Ahaha

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bdogg 0

Whatever, she probably deserved it

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shaPOW 0

why does everyone on this website punch people when they're startled?

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Loe_307 0

Hey sometimes you gotta punch mom in the face like daddy does.

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uptown_girl 0

Haha... Well, was she okay at least?

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KnOcOuT 0

What you should have done was drop to the ground and get in the cradle positon. That would have gone over real well. =)

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SweetHostage74 0

LMAO That's hilarious!

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