Today my dog decided to take a poo in the middle of the sidewalk.... - FML

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By DogWalker - 11/08/2017 19:52

Today my dog decided to take a poo in the middle of the sidewalk. Instead of leaving it for someone to step in, i grabbed a leaf from a nearby bush, picked it up, and walked to an landscaped piece of land and placed it there. Someone drove by in a car and decided to ring me out in front people.. FML

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Leeono 26

Monday 14 August 2017 9:59

So why didn't you bring a handful of poop bags and dispose of it like a responsible dog owner? You got rung out by someone because of you failing to do your doggie "doodie".

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Leeono 26

Monday 14 August 2017 9:59

So why didn't you bring a handful of poop bags and dispose of it like a responsible dog owner? You got rung out by someone because of you failing to do your doggie "doodie".

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