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By edgyasfuck23 - 30/05/2016 03:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, my cat decided that it wanted to go exploring under my house. I had to rip a panel off the side to get her, and I was bitten by 2 mildly venomous spiders. FML.
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C8H18 33

Most breeds of domesticated cat fair beautifully outdoors.

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RedeemedDemon 15

Hey! look on the bright side, atleast they were only MILDLY venomous

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RedeemedDemon 15

Hey! look on the bright side, atleast they were only MILDLY venomous

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writerchic85 25

What mildly venomous snakes are you referring to because I live in PA and the most common venomous snake is the copperhead and to a lesser extent the rattlesnake and both will land you in the hospital.

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silverwolffox 8

SPIDERS not snakes. Still curious what type they were though.

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GhostFox 33

If you had her outside in a non-confined area, you deserve the discomfort of going under the house, if not the spider bites. Cats shouldn't be allowed outside unless they are on a leash or in a confined outdoor space. That said, see a doctor about your bites and check your cat for bites- if she was in the same place as you, she could have been bitten. If she somehow got out into the area under your house from inside your house... That's just a plain shitty day.

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C8H18 33

Most breeds of domesticated cat fair beautifully outdoors.

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EastCoastLez 14

I'm personally a fan of keeping my cats indoors, but I wouldn't go as far as to judge someone else for letting their cats out. If the cat managed to peel a panel off of the house, it obviously has claws & we don't know the back story. I've personally picked up stays off of the side of the road who aren't used to staying indoors. It's not always possible to force a stay to stay where you want it.

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