Love: Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home.... - FML

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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poopy910 8

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.

sumdizzyfoo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:34

Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

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Tabbykat9698 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:19

This is posted twice....

ygdrassil 17

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:58

os ur ast name finnegan

OlieBaby1625 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 12:25

ouchhh. sorry girl. that sucks. fyl.

spideylove 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:29

there is another one quite like this. you must be dating a moron

MariaaIsSexyy 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:04

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!! reply to know what it is!!!

GROUCH408 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:05

Oooo damn that sux

jdawg2010 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:26

omfg.

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:19

a slightly relative bit of advice - never try to drink from a straw in a cup (that is being held by someone else) while walking. It will not work, and it will hurt.

xxcaitlannxx 15

Monday 20 October 2014 19:27

That made me cringe so hard my teacher asked if I needed to go to the nurse

snooper123 16

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:35

Love hurts

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