Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of almost a year informed me he was bisexual....

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By mh_2323 - 07/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Troutville

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year informed me he was bisexual. I was fine with this, until roughly 2 hours later he said he was actually gay and broke up with me. FML

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smallandroid 26

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:55

I guess he was expecting you to be one of those people who freaks out if their partner is bisexual & would do the breaking up for him. Sorry, OP.

cheyluvsturtles 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:48

Well then why was he with you? But at least he came out ( literally) about his feelings.

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cheyluvsturtles 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:48

Well then why was he with you? But at least he came out ( literally) about his feelings.

smallandroid 26

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:55

I guess he was expecting you to be one of those people who freaks out if their partner is bisexual & would do the breaking up for him. Sorry, OP.

delaneyseal 15

Wednesday 8 June 2016 6:28

That was my thought.

falmodovar321 7

Wednesday 8 June 2016 3:38

should have offered a threesome

alainduube 10

Wednesday 8 June 2016 14:22

Atleast he had the courage to tell you the real reason

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