Today, my best friend told me that she doesn't care about marriage... - FML

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By "befuddled455" - 12/03/2018 23:39 - Ireland

Today, my best friend told me that she doesn't care about marriage equality, but "instead" she cares about animals. She knows I'm gay. FML

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Friday 16 March 2018 22:37

The bar must be set pretty low on what’s considered a “best friend”

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lj19717 19

Friday 16 March 2018 22:37

The bar must be set pretty low on what’s considered a “best friend”

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Today, I briefed a developer to delete 57 email accounts. I sent the wrong screenshots; those were the ones the client asked to stay active. The clients now don't have access to their emails until the account gets restored. I feel like crawling into a hole and dying. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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