teeth - 10/08/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
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bubble25_fml 5

don't know if I should trust u, your fml sounds a bit fishy...

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Superflykid 5

Try living with a mom who doesn't let you wear shoes while eating at the table :l

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Shadow_Blues 10

Not to offend, but why would you need to wear shoes at the table...?

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sasuchiha125 1

dude, i only wear shoes whenever i leave. theres no call for wearing them indoors... unless you want to mess up ur carpet...

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tazor0495 4

Isn't that what Spongebob squarepants uses????

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Calyx_fml 21

Use toms sls free toothpaste. Then you can drink orange juice without it tasting like ass.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Would that be illegal? Coral is quickly becoming endangered

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

It could be dead coral

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bizarre_ftw 21

Uh.... Yeah I'm guessing it is, but "dead coral" takes hundreds of years to develop from the tiny skeletons of the polyps which are the living part and it creates the Gigantic reefs that support the living coral......

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