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By blanka - 15/07/2016 13:27

Today, marks the second week I adopted an abandoned kitten. Little Snak got his teeth kicked out so he has trouble breathing and sounds like a small Darth Vader. I feel really bad for being annoyed with him because he can't help it but I haven't slept in weeks. FML

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KrystalKruspe 4

Monday 18 July 2016 6:59

Are you telling me that in weeks you never thought of earplugs?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:34

can't you put him in another room and close the door

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KrystalKruspe 4

Monday 18 July 2016 6:59

Are you telling me that in weeks you never thought of earplugs?

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:34

can't you put him in another room and close the door

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