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By Rainman123 - 22/07/2016 09:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, making love with my girlfriend, I decide to try a "long lasting" condom... Actually just ended up making my penis numb. So I tried again like 20 minutes later and it was great the second time!...Until my girlfriend got bored two minutes later because her vagina was completely numb. FML
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countryb_cth 38

You do realize out of the billions of people in the world this situation could happen to more than one person? Maybe next time think about that before calling someone a dipshit and making an ass out of yourself.

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Tmlord 3

Yeah, this is stolen, and it wasn't even said correctly, he didn't say that he put it inside out so it made her numb...

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epicgamer 18

I saw this on youtube years ago. Be original for once dipshit.

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countryb_cth 38

You do realize out of the billions of people in the world this situation could happen to more than one person? Maybe next time think about that before calling someone a dipshit and making an ass out of yourself.

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Tmlord 3

Yeah, this is stolen, and it wasn't even said correctly, he didn't say that he put it inside out so it made her numb...

2 1