Today, I had plans to go to a huge BBQ buffet and pig out, but... - FML

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By Foreversad - 12/05/2018 02:36

Today, I had plans to go to a huge BBQ buffet and pig out, but of course I have the flu. Couldn't cancel as it was my hubby's bday. Long story short, I paid $34.99 plus tax for a single bite of mac and cheese that ended up in the restaurant's toilet aside my costly water. FML

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Monday 14 May 2018 23:49

if you are truly that I'll (and it sounds like you were) then surely it is best to recover at home regardless of your husband's birthday. And you don't want to get others sick.

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interesting33 36

Monday 14 May 2018 23:49

if you are truly that I'll (and it sounds like you were) then surely it is best to recover at home regardless of your husband's birthday. And you don't want to get others sick.

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