Health: Today, like everyday since Monday, I have tonsillitis and a chest...

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 16:49 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, like everyday since Monday, I have tonsillitis and a chest infection. I sneezed and got blood all over my pillow, enraging my cat so much that she scratched me in her haste to run away. FML

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RainStorm6632 10

Monday 30 January 2017 18:13

Feel your pain I have tonsillitis too x

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RainStorm6632 10

Monday 30 January 2017 18:13

Feel your pain I have tonsillitis too x

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