Animals: Today, just like the past four days, I woke up to a dead animal...

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By JayWelt - 05/06/2016 12:55 - United States - Hillsdale

Today, just like the past four days, I woke up to a dead animal in my bed courtesy of my cat. I have no idea how she's getting into my room. FML

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amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:52

MI : Death's Delivery

GhostFox 33

Monday 6 June 2016 17:33

Murder presents! Something that is acceptable from a cat but a sign to run for the hills if given to you by a human.

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amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:52

MI : Death's Delivery

GhostFox 33

Monday 6 June 2016 17:33

Murder presents! Something that is acceptable from a cat but a sign to run for the hills if given to you by a human.

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 10 June 2016 22:32

Is your cat's name Pixel, by any chance?

JayWelt 9

Wednesday 17 August 2016 14:58

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