Today, it was raining heavily so I decided to sprint to the shop... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 20:39

Today, it was raining heavily so I decided to sprint to the shop to get less wet. I ended up slipping and falling in a giant puddle. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:40

What's that old adage say? "More haste, less speed."? "He who is last, shall be first."? Or is it "Slow and steady wins the race."? Whichever one of these is applicable, do that in the future.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 November 2018 11:24

Sometimes life has other plans for us.

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sunnyray812 42

Thursday 15 November 2018 11:24

Sometimes life has other plans for us.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 15 November 2018 22:40

What's that old adage say? "More haste, less speed."? "He who is last, shall be first."? Or is it "Slow and steady wins the race."? Whichever one of these is applicable, do that in the future.

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