Miscellaneous: Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going...

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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Saturday 8 June 2013 12:08

Why did nobody think to ask where the grad wanted to go?

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Monday 15 December 2014 11:21

It's your graduation, you get to pick.

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