Miscellaneous: Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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FATSQUIRELL69 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:23

lmfao hahah your dad is funny, hes just probably joking around, most parents do that

breenntt 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:23

lmao. this made my day.

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jennnwoww 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:31

awesome

bleepbloopthis 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:13

it's just a joke

astriofou 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 11:36

daddy doesnt care..

ladeizy 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:43

Thats pretty fun lmaoo.

HOLAANNI 6

Friday 17 June 2011 2:20

what did u do to make him mad

applecakes123 0

Monday 11 July 2011 23:21

my brother gave me one and I turned around and tried to rub him out

Carlson_Jin 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:14

You're a big ******, those things are 1 buck, YDI for being a cheap bitch.

paige99100 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:16

LMAAOO YOU DESERVED IT SOO MUCH

Drummanic97 4

Friday 21 October 2011 7:05

Damn

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:42

he told you!

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