Miscellaneous: Today, it's the 8 day of my trip in Europe with my university... - FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:12

Today, it's the 8 day of my trip in Europe with my university with the worst nickname ever. While telling a story about my cheerleading past, I was talking about being put on two teams and I said I was "double teamed." They've called me Double Team or DT ever since. FML

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ChickenNerd 2

Monday 23 January 2017 6:44

My name is Dylan. One time in 8th grade someone accidentally called me ***** and the name stuck for over a year.

RandomnGuyZ 9

Tuesday 24 January 2017 7:19

There was a guy called Anis or Anys at my school when i was younger , you can guess where all of this is going ...

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ChickenNerd 2

Monday 23 January 2017 6:44

My name is Dylan. One time in 8th grade someone accidentally called me ***** and the name stuck for over a year.

RandomnGuyZ 9

Tuesday 24 January 2017 7:19

There was a guy called Anis or Anys at my school when i was younger , you can guess where all of this is going ...

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